HAPPY TESLA DAY!
WOO!
DEATH LAZERS!
PEW PEW PEW!
Wait…. You Don’t Know Who The Hell Nikola Tesla Is?
HISTORY TIME!
Nikola Tesla is easily the most “Mad Scientist” of any inventor/scientist who ever lived.
Here’s why:
1- He created the Alternating Current form of electricity which powers the mystical porn box, via power outlet, you are using to view this post.
2- He Invented Neon Lights! Lights that make any red light district shine with pride, envy, and strangely erotic hues of pink and reds.
3- He Invented X-Rays! Which doctors use to examine what strange things you have lodged into your bottom during your most recent visit to the red light district.
4- He technically helped invent the radio!
5- He created remote controls for large vehicles like boats and tanks….. which translated to our televisions.
6- He created the first electric motor, now miniaturized to power the many power tools in your home… or that toy you got in the red light district.
7- Tesla wrote a paper ad delivered one of the first speeches on credible applications of robotics and robot technologies.
8- Tesla invented Lasers. PEW- PEW!
9- He technically invented wireless communication!
10- He took the secret of free energy to his grave!!!
facts from Wiki
Sorry for the super-late update. It was wash day…. Anyway,
Please Enjoy The Singing Death Machine That Is A Tesla Coil Attached to A Boombox!
