Happy Birthday Señor Tesla!

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M0014782 Nikola Tesla, with his equipment Credit: Wellcome Library, London. Wellcome Images images@wellcome.ac.uk http://wellcomeimages.org Nikola Tesla, with his equipment for producing high-frequency alternating currents. Inscribed: 'To my illustrious friend Sir William Crookes of whom I always think and whose kind letters I never answer! Nikola Tesla June 17, 1901' Photograph 1901 Published: -Copyrighted work available under Creative Commons Attribution only licence CC BY 4.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

HAPPY TESLA DAY!

WOO!

DEATH LAZERS!

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Wait…. You Don’t Know Who The Hell Nikola Tesla Is?

HISTORY TIME!

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Nikola Tesla is easily the most “Mad Scientist” of any inventor/scientist who ever lived.

Here’s why:

1- He created the Alternating Current form of electricity which powers the mystical porn box, via power outlet, you are using to view this post.

2- He Invented Neon Lights! Lights that make any red light district shine with pride, envy, and strangely erotic hues of pink and reds.

3- He Invented X-Rays! Which doctors use to examine what strange things you have lodged into your bottom during your most recent visit to the red light district.

4- He technically helped invent the radio!

5- He created remote controls for large vehicles like boats and tanks….. which translated to our televisions.

6- He created the first electric motor, now miniaturized to power the many power tools in your home… or that toy you got in the red light district.

7- Tesla wrote a paper ad delivered one of the first speeches on credible applications of robotics and robot technologies.

8- Tesla invented Lasers. PEW- PEW!

9- He technically invented wireless communication!

10- He took the secret of free energy to his grave!!!

facts from Wiki

Sorry for the super-late update. It was wash day…. Anyway,

Please Enjoy The Singing Death Machine That Is A Tesla Coil Attached to A Boombox!