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Wait…. You Don’t Know Who The Hell Nikola Tesla Is?
HISTORY TIME!
Nikola Tesla is easily the most “Mad Scientist” of any inventor/scientist who ever lived.
Here’s why:
1- He created the Alternating Current form of electricity which powers the mystical porn box, via power outlet, you are using to view this post.
2- He Invented Neon Lights! Lights that make any red light district shine with pride, envy, and strangely erotic hues of pink and reds.
3- He Invented X-Rays! Which doctors use to examine what strange things you have lodged into your bottom during your most recent visit to the red light district.
4- He technically helped invent the radio!
5- He created remote controls for large vehicles like boats and tanks….. which translated to our televisions.
6- He created the first electric motor, now miniaturized to power the many power tools in your home… or that toy you got in the red light district.
7- Tesla wrote a paper ad delivered one of the first speeches on credible applications of robotics and robot technologies.
8- Tesla invented Lasers. PEW- PEW!
9- He technically invented wireless communication!
10- He took the secret of free energy to his grave!!!
facts from Wiki
Sorry for the super-late update. It was wash day…. Anyway,
Please Enjoy The Singing Death Machine That Is A Tesla Coil Attached to A Boombox!